Reporter of the Week!

Ohhhh Chris, you have been a staple at ESPN for decades. You are one of the greats. And with this particular clip I couldn't agree with you more. I can just imagine what went on to cause this. I bet 7 dickhead interns wanted to get to the other side of the studio and thought the quickest way was in front of old Chris here. Big mistake dickhead interns. If there's two things that nobody does it's A. Put baby in the corner and B. Break the concentration of Chris Berman. You just don't do it, and if you do you feel the wrath. That's 230lbs of back back back back back back and whoop! all up in your ass. No doubt in my mind that the can of soda was filled with straight scotch. That's how Chris Berman rolls. He doesn't give a fuck what you think. He's gonna tell you about sports and you are gonna like it! If you don't like it, you better pretend you like it. Or else he is gonna send Stuart Scott to your house for a staring contest. Rumor has it that Scott is an unbeatable 74-0...damn crazy eye. Then if you lose the staring contest you have to bang Dana Jacobson from First Take. Sorry man, rules are rules.