At what point did you think this was a feasable option? like I get it, moving day is a long streneous day filled with pizza boxes and mind boggling conundrums, decisions to be made that result in tetris like algorithms and possibly a stubbed toe or two..
But somewhere in the mix cooler heads need to prevail bro...this is NEVER an option.
"Hey bro, the mattress wouldnt fit in the moving van and we are out of beer whats up?"
"Fuck it man- Reggie is gonna ride in the back while we hit up the store - aint that right Reggie? - shut the fuck up and get in the back Reg!!"
Now listen, he just might be that guy in the group that is worth as much as a paper weight..I get it, we all have that guy- thats what he is there for..
but seriously.. Reggie knows that too, and he just turned into a liability, a huge fucken liability you gotta ask yourself that important question...
is it really worth losing a mattress?
like at some point he is gonna figure this out and jump ship...do you really want to be responsible for the reenactment of Alladin on a magic carpet ride as that queen sized pillow top goes barrelling down 95? fuck no man..thats a law suit you can't afford, and you already know Reggie aint comen back to bail you out....
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