Tsimfuckis

I have been following Tsimfuckis, a.k.a Chicken Little, a.k.a Justin for years now. Dude throws non stop heat. He was Keenan Cahill before Keenan Cahill was Keenan Cahill. Yeah he's got a dick on his stomach. How bout you? How bout that? You know how many chicks he rails with that second dick? Mad chicks. Ladies love the second dick. And just look at those hands...fucking monstrous. This kid can put two in the pink, one in the stink, and one in your ear all with one hand. Oh you think his head is shaped weird? That's called aerodynamics my friend. No wind resistance when he's getting balls deep. This dude is the very definition of a "fuck machine". So laugh if you want, but just know that while you're laughing your girl is diddling herself to the mere thought of one night with this stallion. Juggalo Homies UP!