This is getting old...

Just when I thought I was gonna get a chance to write about Good triumphing over Evil this happened....

A swift kick to the dick and here I am searching for ways to low ball a New York Yankees accomplishment AGAIN...trust me Gents, I enjoy this less than a colonoscopy performed by a blind guy but its relevant and a great show was put on last night at the Home Run Derby- its just a damn shame the way it ended.

So let's give credit where credit is due...


That's right, Adrian Gonzalez. (what you thought I was going to talk about Cano huh? apparently we have never met, I despise the Yankees and refuse to celebrate any minor accomplishment.)

Besides let's not get too excited this is only the second time the Yankees have beaten the Red Sox at ANYTHING this year...

Gonzo was putting on a fucking clinic up there and it looked effortless every time he swung the bat it was lights out- the guy was practically on auto pilot just crushing balls, balancing his checkbook, thinking of witty twitter updates, and wondering where he could get a decent burrito at after the trophy was on the shelf.

and along comes Robinson Cano and his Dad, "Terminator" did that guy crack a smile once? - your son just won the Home run derby, thousands of people are cheering for him, can you at least lighten up and enjoy the moment? no - I bet they threw a few hours of BP after the last light was turned out and even the janitor went home...

Side note- someone check on Cano, has anyone seen him since last night? I'm getting worried.

back to the grind here, I'm not gonna relive the whole sequence of events, but somehow or another Cano managed to put some stank on a few balls himself, and long story short this happened.

Now before Cashman or whoever is running the evil empire these days goes and locks down Time Square for a parade..understand this citizens of New York...

It is only the HOME RUN FUCKING DERBY!

You are still trailing the Boston Red Sox in the standings
You have yet to win a series let alone two games against said team this year
and have a few holes in your lineup/pitching rotation (hey who doesn't, yea Lackey I'm talken about you...)

So here it is Gents, we are over the hump, the All Star game is the last hurdle to clear before heading for home...October is fast approaching and its the Red Sox race to lose at this point, so sit back and enjoy the ride.