Bruins in the cup! Red Sox in first! Celtics trade 2nd round pick for Yao Ming and Rockets 1st rounder!!

Ok so maybe the Celtics didn't make that trade...yet. But we all know it's coming. With Kevin Mchale as the head coach in Houston it's only a matter of time before he trades us our next chamionship team. I'll take a broke down large chinaman to piece together a full season of a center with the O'neals. Every Boston team needs a token Asian  i.e. Daisuke Matsuzaka, Pat Chung, Jackie Chan (don't hate). With the Big 3 on their last leg, Rondo, and our soon to come supporting cast of old injury ridden veterans on the bench I'd pretty much say we have this in the bag.