This is what its all about Gents..the best case scenario for a Guinea pig, Life, Liberty and the pursuit of happiness, that and bangen out 24 Guinea slam-pigs.
Do you realize the kind of fur that was flying in that cage? just total four legged carnage right? like as soon as he wiggles his furry little ass in there, the ladies just know its going down- he ain't leaven till its over.
The dynamics of this story are just so typical of what being a guy is all about, you see the opportunity - and you go for it- no excuses make it happen!and when you get in there...you play ball!
there was no discriminating here, Sooty knew he was a one man team that night, and put in work.
I don't think females can truly appreciate what this has go to be like, I mean 24? that's 22 too many in my eyes, 23 if you're old fashion.
Honestly, after round 1 there is no need for round 2..we took care of that in round 1 remember? not my fault I beat you in the race to the big O- I'm just better at this than you.
Seriously though- this was just Sooty showing off.. the guy clearly knew his rep was on the line, just passing out business cards left and right..
"Hey the names sooty, nice to meet ya, ya I live over there...oops and I'm done, see ya next time!" BAM! moving on- the guy slept for two days! do you realize what his body was going through? muscle spasms and dehydration like you just wouldn't believe...
The whole time his buddy Mike was just locked the fuck down in his cage watching the whole thing..
Sooty, the Pig the myth the legend...
P.S
How awkward is fathers day for this guy?
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