Reporter of The Week!

What do you give it Billy Bob? A 10! A 10! A fuckin 10! This reporter just crushed this story. You can't do a  Riverside Park sled race report from the sidelines! You got to do a Riverside Park sled race report from right in front of the action! If there's one thing I learned in life it's that Riverside Park sled races are NO JOKE. So this guy had no choice. He had to get all up in this thing. Great play by play, amazing landing on the flip, and like a true professional he finishes the story. Also, you got to love the stopwatch beeping at the end, as if this dude wasn't salted enough. Again there is only one problem I have here. This guy definitely prevented Alan from winning and that is very uncool sir...very uncool.