Championship week for college football = Roman Noodles for dinner...every night this month

My picks for todays early games

Cincinnati -8 over Uconn

Reason- Uconn blows.

Pitt -9 over Syracuse

Reason- If one of their basketball coaches diddle little boys it means they all do. Fuck Syracuse.

Hou -14 over Southern Miss

Reason- Case Keenum lights bitches up.

If you would like to bet and make money I suggest you pick the opposite of what I say. These are the legit reasons I choose these teams and I lose...every week.

Go Beef or Go Home

Women...the ultimate deception

Let's just clear the air here ladies... We know what's going on..

you're not fooling anybody with that painted on mug, the 2 inches of fake lashes or the caked on cover up.
Don't get me wrong, I appreciate the effort, but seriously - it scares the shit out of me when I realize you are a swamp creature underneath all that!

False advertising!

(need proof? follow the link...)watch the video up until the 10 second mark, then fast forward to 32 seconds... shake head in disbelief, and then get your ass back here before the sea creature swallows your soul forever!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ex33wtqnNz8

Holy shit right?

Yea I know, blogging 101 says I should know how to embed a freaking video on here...but I can't so endulge me -

Let me clearify my point ladies, A little make up ONCE IN A WHILE is a nice change, something a guy can appreciate and give you a compliment,
"Wow, you really look nice today"
But when this is your deal all day everyday..



Then you have crossed that line- now that becomes your everyday face...and nobody wants to crawl in bed with!

besides, think of the example you are setting for your kids? or other kids that see you?



Role Model



Of course, celebrities are the most disapointing to see without makeup...you build this grand delusion that they are incredibly beautiful and have flawless features..
































































So remember ladies, weather you have self esteem issues, or just think this looks "Haawwwt"



Keep that shit to a minimum! If I wanted to see a sideshow freak...I'd be at the circus!

SemperFi : Mila Kunis

Mila Kunis kept her word and attended the 236th Marine Corps birthday ball for 3rd Battalion, 2nd Marine Regiment, 2nd Marine Division in Greenville, N.C

According to Capt. Scott Sasser the actress and her date Sgt. Moore were both “enjoying the night.”

Because media outlets were not allowed to capture footage photos were provided courtesy of Marine Cpl. Johnny Merkley. Here’s one more shot of Kunis sitting at a table with her date and other marines and their partners:




So Mila on behalf of all the Marines out there thanks for sticking by your word and making a very memorable birthday party for all that attended.

As for myself...It just so happens I took a pretty hot date as well... none other than Mila's twin, the Family 1st Sergeant.

It's time to go Flo!!!

Flo... you had a good run... it was funny at first, some people find you funny and charming, but at this point, we're gonna have to let you go... really, it's over lady..this commercial has run its course... just like all good things- you stuck around too long and now I can't stand to see your face let alone hear your voice!

Hot chicks.... What's up...

Consider this a test.. only a test... do not be alarmed.. I just want to see how much traffic this post generates... if you are a regualr reader, feel free to enjoy these beautiful women.. if you found this by a google search for any of the following searches, "beautiful women, hot chicks, babes, beautiful hot chicks with hot bodies" then let me know... we need to re-adjust our website...but seriously...feel free to let me know what this site needs more or less of..

Dom Mazzetti...a personal hero.

Here is a quick link to a guy that keeps me laughing with every YouTube video he puts out, his name is Dom Mazzetti and he has an "acquired taste" of humor...but if you get him...you get us, and we can all be friends...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrsorr-O5To&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkpS_yswvqE&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7jduDKGWUc&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2ooQKiOe9c&feature=relmfu

P.S. I can personally qurantee that you will NOT be disapointed with any of his video's all equally funny, my personal favorite? that's easy...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8nSHzAE5CQ&feature=related

Hands down...the best advice column ever written...

The be all and end all blow-J article of all time- that's it, publish it to the masses... scream it from the rooftops-let's get this thing out there! This chick needs to have her own TV show, move over Sue Johanson!

Erica knows her shit and this is a movement that I can get behind...


Dear Erica,

I want to start giving [my boyfriend] blowjobs… I haven’t ever given a blowjob before. How do I make sure he’ll like it?

—Sorry Understanding of Cocksucking Knowledge

Erica’s Answer: I LOVE BLOWJOBS!

Now, SUCK, look in the mirror and say that 10 times. My first bit of advice is to think about why you want to start giving blowjobs. What makes them sexy for you? What makes you enjoy them as much as he does? I ask this because the first tip to help you blow like a pro is enthusiasm. A dull, perfunctory blowjob, even if the performer does everything technically “right,” is probably still not a very good blowjob. Like with any other sex act, it’s best when all parties are involved, active participants; if someone is just there out of some sense of humdrum obligation, then it takes the quality down a few notches. Tip number two is to ask what your partner likes in advance or during the actual event. Remember, the best head is the head your partner likes best. Asking permission for things can be a sexy way to simultaneously talk dirty and get consent.Once you and your partner are on the same wavelength, focus on his most sensitive bits. The head is a great place to start, along with the corona (that ridge where the head meets the shaft) and particularly the frenulum (the little triangular spot on the corona on the underside). Kiss his balls, or gently take them in your mouth. Pull up his foreskin and swirl your tongue around inside it. Lube up a finger and play with his ass.Don’t forget about the non-penis parts of his body and sensorium that can get in on the action too.Lightly run your fingers along his thighs. Slide your palm up his belly until you get to his nipples. Moan a lot and tell him how much you love having his cock in your mouth. If you’re a gal, touch yourself for a minute and let him taste how much you love it, or if you have a dick of your own, let him feel how hard it makes you, too.Once he’s good and worked up, you might try deep throating. Deep throating is not always a necessary component of a good blowjob, but it’s an exceptional tool to have in your repertoire. Slide your mouth all the way down the shaft (watch your teeth) and stay there. Make eye contact. Move back up just an inch or two and then return to the base, keeping the head deep inside your mouth.Go slow. Go fast. Pay attention to how he’s responding; his breathing and his body language can cue you in to what he likes just as much as what he’s saying.Think your gag reflex is too sensitive to deep throat? It’s probably not. Practice a bit with your toothbrush, a spoon or dildo (no really, practice). Try to figure out how you like to breathe.Work on inching back further into your mouth, a little bit at a time. See if you can keep it there longer. Your gag reflex probably won’t ever be eliminated, but you can learn to control it.And for the big finish? It’s often portrayed as an either/or (spitting or swallowing), but there are many additional options: You could let your partner cum on your face, your chest or let him squirt across the room.Ask him what he likes or has never tried before, and remember, the job isn’t necessarily over once your partner has an orgasm. Get a tissue, or grab a blanket and cuddle a bit. Let him (and help him) come down from the mind-blowing high you just gave him.Enthusiasm, discussion and whole-body involvement—all of these things can be applied to any partner during any sex act.Practice makes perfect! For more helpful tips and techniques on blowjobs, oral sex or any other sexual activity you’re in need of improving these days, send an e-mail to Erica at sex@dailycardinal.com.

Blown away? me too...now it is your MANspective duty to drop a link to this article to at least 10 of your female friends.